Matthew Oliphant
Alaska-born author writing stories that make you think and (hopefully) laugh
I write books that blend curiosity with imagination—from picture books about brave kids exploring cemeteries, to experimental novels that fold time like origami, to manifestos about yelling about dogs in public.
Whether you're 5 or 95, there’s something here for you.
Books | Newsletter | About
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I LOVE YOUR DOG!
How to Yell at Strangers in a Socially Acceptable Way
A hilarious picture book for dog lovers (and the humans who love them). Perfect coffee table book, stocking stuffer, or gift for that friend who compliments every dog they see.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Rated 5 stars • "I absolutely adored 'I Love Your Dog'! It's a delightful and fun book that captures the bond between humans and their furry friends. The illustrations are vibrant and captivating, bringing the story to life. It's a must read for all dog lovers, young and old! 🐶❤️"
My Books — For All Ages
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A Neighborhood of Dead People (2024)
Cemeteries aren't so scary. A gentle story about curiosity, courage, and finding beauty in unexpected places. Ages 4-8.
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I LOVE YOUR DOG! (2023)
How to yell at strangers in a socially acceptable way. A manifesto disguised as a picture book. For dog-loving humans of all ages.
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What Did You Get Me? (2022)
Currently unavailable for purchase
A walk home full of wild guesses. Coming back soon with human-illustrated art.
My Books — For Adults
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In Search Of... (2023)
A faulty memoir of things that probably never happened. A non-linear journey through sixty years, three cities, and one man's search for connection. Literary fiction that plays with time and truth.
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Poetry Works, Mostly (2022)
Some poems labored over, some written in minutes. One might be great. This book is a word temple (at least, it wants to be).
WHAT READERS SAY
"I often found myself reading for longer than I intended. The humor in this book is priceless."
— Reader of In Search Of...
"This is a very sweet story about teaching kids to accept death as a normal part of life, and approaching uncertainty with curiosity."
— Reader of A Neighborhood of Dead People
"This clever book has been a great addition to our coffee table."
— Reader of I Love Your Dog!
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT AUTHORS
When you buy my books, you're supporting independent publishing and the freedom to create weird, wonderful things that might not fit traditional molds.
Ways to support:
Buy books (obviously)
Leave honest reviews on Goodreads et al.
Tell your local library to order them
Share with friends who'd enjoy them
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