I LOVE YOUR DOG!

How to Yell at Strangers in a Socially Acceptable Way

Dogs are great!

This book is actually a manifesto—but not the kind that can get you thrown into jail, ideally, for our sake. The main premise is: Dogs are great! Reminding each other of that on a daily basis spreads cheeriness. And cheeriness is needed. 

Especially after ... waves hand ... everything.

Please go spread cheer by yelling I LOVE YOUR DOG today!

And look within for instructions how to yell it well.

Paperback

ISBN 979-8-9868545-7-1

A picture book for grownups who forgot how to be silly in public.

Buy lots of copies for friends and for your local library. 

Copyright Info

Text copyright © 2023 by Matthew Oliphant

Artwork copyright © 2023 by Kristin Valentine

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, scanning, or otherwise without written permission from the publisher unless for purposes of critique or review. It is illegal to copy this book, post it to a website, or distribute it by any other means without permission. The copyright for this book expires December 31, 2048. After this date the authors consider it to be in the Public Domain. Because 70 years is too long.

This book is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental. The dogs, on the other hand, are real and their likenesses is used with permission from their person.

Do us a favor: take good care of yourself today.

First edition October 2023

ISBN 979-8-9868545-7-1 (paperback)

ISBN 979-8-9868545-8-8 (hardback) (out soon)

Library of Congress Control Number: 2023918460